Robert’s Auditorium

Originally a flour mill, this venue still exudes an industrial vibe. Downstairs, hosts up to 1,000 people in a dark wood-lined room, while above it, can accommodate 500 patrons in a barroom setting with an attached pool room.

Events

I need…I need…I need… fish fingers and custard! You are the only mystery worth solving. Overconfidence, this, and a small screwdriver. I’m absolutely sorted. Please tell me I didn’t get old. Anything but old. I was young! Oh… is he grey? Frightened people. Give me a Dalek any day. Oh, I always rip out the last page of a book.

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Bow ties are cool. It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool. Goodbye, Clara. Please tell me I didn’t get old. Anything but old. I was young! Oh… is he grey? Oh, I always rip out the last page of a book. Then it doesn’t have to end. I hate endings! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or, as I’ve always known him, Jeff. Come along, Pond! There’s something that doesn’t make sense. Let’s go and poke it with a stick. I never know why. I only know who. Look at me. No plans, no backup, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else I don’t have: anything to lose.

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Frightened people. Give me a Dalek any day. Brave heart, Clara. No idea. Just do what I do: hold tight and pretend it’s a plan. Overconfidence, this, and a small screwdriver.